Black Biscuit Contest 2

[RichardGraham]

CONTEST!

Inline Hockey Central and Black Biscuit are proud to announce a new contest on Inline Hockey Central. Black Biscuit has graciously offered some very cool Biscuit clothing as contest prizes.

The contest is open only to registered readers of Inline Hockey Central's Message Board.

This contest will award three IHC readers their choice of a cool Black Biscuit T-shirt (blue or black, long sleeve or short sleeve) or a hip knitted black beanie.

To win, readers must post a Top-10 List pertaining to inline hockey on the Inline Hockey Central Message Board. The best three entries submitted by Sunday, October 15 at 6 p.m. PST will win. The entries will be judged by the Inline Hockey Central staff for humor, cleverness, wit, taste and topicality. If there are fewer than 10 entries, no prizes will be awarded. (Let's make this contest challenging, shall we?)

Good luck!

People affiliated with Black Biscuit and Inline Hockey Central ARE eligible for this contest. After all, it's about wit, not who you know

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

[calihockey]

hmmmm...and who's the judge and will all be wondering at the next tournament how rich has a new black biscuit shirt. just playin with ya rich!

[lhi]

Splinters? Where are ya?

[Keg]

Top 10 Reasons to visit IHC
10. To see how high people rank their own college team
(we know u feel like number one, but are u really?)
9. To see if there are any contests(like this one)
8. There isn't any websites for roller hockey better than IHC?
7. Who needs school when all the info I need is right here
6. I dont have a credit card for all the "good" porn sites
5. To see if there any posts from people that I know
4. To see if i actually know an answer to someones post(this never happens)
3. What else is there to do when i am not playing hockey?
2. If I didn't read on here then i would never read and the 3 years in high school
of hookt on fonix would have went to waste.
1. Roller Hockey is a way of life without it there is nothing. So here I can talk
about it with other hockey maniacs

Chaye Bardell

[AndrewMacMillan]

In reference to your #10 -- would you be interested in joining the collegerollerhockey.com top 10 poll as a voting member? Email me at [email protected]. You can even rank your team #1.

apm

Andrew MacMillan

[macmill1]

Top ten things wrong with 'Pro Beach Hockey':
10: Ramps
9: If I caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
8: Um, those aren't pants. Nice try
7: Ramps
6: Seriously, v-forms??
5: Save the stupid team names for the MLS
4: How many points can I get if I don't watch from behind the arc?
3: Come on, really, ramps?
2: They really shouldn't compete w/ the 3AM infomercials? What can possibly beat the ab-roller and the showtime rotisserie oven?
1: Nice Balls

Alan MacMillan
MSU Alumni

[RichardGraham]

Hi Cali,

The large IHC staff will judge the contest, naturally. However, if I do post a Top-10 list, I'll let IHC's readers determine whether my entry is Top-3 Top-10 worthy... fair enough?

And if I win, I'll wear my new Black Biscuit gear with pride!

But first, I'll have to enter the contest, won't I?

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

[RichardGraham]

Top 10 Reasons Roller is Better then Ice:

10. Shoulder pads come in womens clothing
09. 2-1 is a soccer score
08. Red line, blue line, who gives a !@#$
07. Sponsors. Sponsors. Sponsors.
06. Chicks hate cold ice rinks
05. North American Ice Hockey Championships?
04. 10 full grown men in a 'zone' is a little more like Ann Arbor than I am used to
03. They have garter belts at Victoria Secret
02. Defense? we don't need no stinkin' defense
01. Just try a neutral zone trap

apm
Andrew MacMillan

****

Posted in correct thread by....

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

[Mike_D]

Inappropriate post. Mike, please change #2 and repost. Thank you.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by RichardGraham on 10/12/00 04:11 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

[isurollerboy]

Inappropriate post. Too many instances to repair Sorry.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by RichardGraham on 10/12/00 04:15 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

[John_S_Osborne]

From the home offices in Philadelphia, PA...

"Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Collegiate Roller Hockey Player"
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10. You've been kicked off of your "rink" by tennis players.
9. You've used a crushed beer can for a puck.
8. Your practice facility has a floor that teams from third world countries wouldn't
play on, but you say, "It's cheap, we'll play."
7. You find sleeping on your equipment bag comfortable.
6. You've traded hockey equipment for food with a teammate at a restaurant between games because you don't have any money.
5. "Midget Tossing" and "Bikini Car Wash" sound like excellent, family-oriented fundraising ideas.
4. Two words: check request.
3. You finish a hockey game and go play your "other sport": beer pong.
2. You've ever used your equipment bag to sneak alcohol into a dorm and been caught because it smelt so bad that security made you open it thinking you had a body in it.

And the #1 sign you might be a collegiate roller hockey player...
1. The word "Huck" actually means something to you and isn't just a mispronounciation of another word.



---
John S. Osborne
Drexel University Roller Hockey Club

[RichardGraham]

Top-10 Reasons We Miss Splinters

10. He writes GREAT top-10 lists.
9. Splinters is a great e-mail name for a hockey fan.
8. He keeps the bench warm for us real players.
7. He speaks that quaint Canadian language.
6. The Message Board is more lively when he posts.
5. His entries would raise the quality of this contest.
4. "Splinters" is a better hockey name than "shards" or "fiber."
3. The more people posting good messages on IHC the better.
2. Did I say he writes GREAT top-10 lists?

and finally, the number one reason we miss Splinters:

1. His Top-10 Lists are almost as good as mine.

Did I win?

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

[Mike_D]

What, too subtle?

Top 10 indications that your getting upset when your playing roller hockey.

1. You believe that the other team is jealous because the voices are talking to you not them!
2. You are starting to take the saying ?second place is the first loser? personally.
3. You honestly believe that good teammates will help you move and really good teammates will help you move bodies.
4. You?re running out of places to hide the bodies
5. You think some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
6. You realize that an opposing team member is depriving some poor village of its IDIOT!
7. Because you rationalize hitting someone by saying ?He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged?
8. Because you remember that you only carry $20.00 worth of ammunition in your equipment bag
9. You believe your upset stomach is due to a slight case of mood poisoning, and attribute it to something you hate.
10. You think the works of Pablo Naruda concerning ?laughter as the language of the soul? is the biggest load of crap you have ever heard in your life.

[RichardGraham]

Hi Mike,

Yeah, too subtle, that's the ticket...

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

[seanlarkin]

Top Ten Things You Hear Coming Out of the Mouth of an Ice Hockey Player Trying to Play Roller Hockey.

(Before you continue, I'd just like to state that this list is for humorous purposes, and doesn't reflect upon the entire ice hockey community. However, this list is specifically for that one guy that we've all played with or against, who is devoted to ice, has no talent, and certainly, no brain.) Here we go...

10. "My hockey hose are way cooler than those ugly pants everyone is wearing."

9. "...but I'm the right wing. I can't go anywhere but the right side"

8. "What do you mean there's no offsides? That's so dumb!"

7. "Grrr. DAMN pucks!!!"

6. "Why don't you try playing checking?"

5. "Grrr. DAMN wheels!!!"

4. "It's so HOT!"

3. "Playing on ice is so much better."

2. "If this were ice hockey, I would rule."

and finally, the number one thing heard coming out of the mouth of an ice hockey player trying to play roller hockey is........

1. "BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

-Sean Larkin

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