Tomy Ames

[KillinAintShe]

Wow do I hate that Tomy Ames. He sure is a poop butt. I think that he has huge pads and what kind of douche wears #43 anyway. And seriously. RBK pads are for little girls. His pads are so big and he is a terrible goalie.

[BLowe7]

oh boy...this has bad news written all over it

[Patn Lawton]

Although I don't know if this was started by a UMSL guy messing around or someone else, but I have talked to Tomy at nationals a few years in a row and online from time to time, and overall I think he is a good guy. Mark Amato has the biggest pads in the league now anyways, what a cheater that kid is.

[MAmato]

[Leaferguy]

I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show.

[William Bourque]

Catch isn't getting the love he deserves...

[catch]

my understanding is that Tommy tried to buy Patrick Roy's old pads, but they wouldn't fit in a u-haul.

[stopthetrain]

is it true that tommy ames is rupaul?

[catch]

you are close, but it is really Divine. With that said I have nothing bad to say about tommy ames, have never met him, but rather have only observed him from across a rink. Thus, the opinion expressed herein are that of my own and are void in Utah, Puerto Rico and Guatamala.

[William Bourque]

Catch is coming from the rear to take the lead...

[catch]

i'm a plodder much like Tommy Ames on dirt. I note Mr. Ames abstained from the first weekend. I have to wonder whether he was in Texas trying to talk Roger Clemens into a season at UMSL.

[GodBless]

Hey, I absolutely resent this thread. As if it wasn't bad enough that it wholly denegrates my reputation, it's even worse that it doesn't accurately depict the amount of my suckness as "Senator Craig Wide Stance."

Oh, and God bless.

[JLambertUMSL]

i'm a plodder much like Tommy Ames on dirt. I note Mr. Ames abstained from the first weekend. I have to wonder whether he was in Texas trying to talk Roger Clemens into a season at UMSL.

No, no, no....didn't you hear? Roger wasn't in Texas last weekend. He was in St. Peters. And he is coming back.

It all started when our jerseys and pants arrived at the rink Saturday morning in one gigantic box.

After handing out all of the jerseys, we set the box aside. I happened to take another peek into the humongous box on Sunday, and was amazed at what I discovered.

I didn't even know he played hockey, but folded up in the bottom of the box, like a Toy Surprise, was The Rocket himself.

So we went ahead and signed him up.

Suzyn Waldman said it best:

"RAWJUH CLEMENS IS IN JAMES' BAWX AND RAWJUH CLEMENS IS COMING BACK!! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!!!! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I HAVE EVAH SEEN!!!!!!!!! RAWJUH CLEMENS IS STANDING IN JAMES LAMBERT'S BAWX ANNOUNCING THAT HE IS BACK!!!!!!!"

[catch]

thank god it will be good to see him in uniform. you know per inning of work, per year, he makes alex rodriguez look like a welfare recipient. we are looking at vinny testaverde as a 4th goalie. it's not raja, but we do the best we can. incidentally, for those who voted for as much as umsl sucks ass, catch and company all watched the umsl-lindenwood game and were disappointed w/ the outcome, with the exception of our assistant coach gary fudge. given his son is on lindenwood we gave him a pass on his choice, but tonight I will be leaving a dead fish in the ceiling tile above his desk.

[KillinAintShe]

well since umsl doesnt suck ass i guess the majority of you love tomy. i am glad. i love his big maxi pads too.