A man is addressing his ball on the ladies tee, when a megaphone booms out from the starters shack: "would the man on the ladies tee, please remove his ball and return to the men's tee"
The player looks around and then backs off. He then goes through his pre swing routine again and proceeds to re-address the ball. Again, and in a more officious voice, the megaphone booms out the same instructions..."will the MAN on the LADIES tee..etc..."
All the players on the practice green and the veranda of the clubhouse who can clearly see the first tee, and are now gazing with great disdain at the guy on the ladies tee.
One more time the megaphone booms out the instruction.
Finally the player on the ladies tee cups his hands to his mouth and shouts towards the starter's shack" "will the *censored* with the megaphone PLEASE let me play my second shot!"
Edited by RichardGraham on 03/15/05 09:18 AM.