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Drexel63

03-19-2003, 12:23 PM

Haha, just reading the press release on the Internet Broadcasting from the NCT this year... noticed a funny-worded sentence... "According to the CRHL's Huck"..

As opposed to USAHIL's Huck, or NARCh's Huck... ok, I'm finished..

Bill Sherwood

RichardGraham

03-19-2003, 01:18 PM

And don't forget Mark Twain's Huck...

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

Rule613a

03-19-2003, 07:06 PM

How do I go about getting a Huck? It sound pretty cute, a little pet person that you feed Chicken Ceasar salad and a side of cottage cheese, followed by a Jack and Coke twice a day. And then maybe a bath once a week to keep the bugs off.
I guess it would be like a living Chia Huck.
OK Bill, lets talk marketing at Regionals and we'll post it on the Commercial MB next week. Rich, you want in?

Rabs

DannyG

03-19-2003, 07:16 PM

Linguistically, this is where several regional colloquialisms have come from, such as:

"...what the Huck was that???"

"...where the Huck did I put my stick???"

"...how in Huck do you score on that guy???"

It's a vast panorama of untapped exclamations..

missionhockey21

03-19-2003, 07:52 PM

How the Huck did you come up with all that Danny? Its a pretty good list;-)

RichardGraham

03-19-2003, 10:50 PM

Hi Rabs,

I'm in. Let's not to forget the "Huck Lite," version. Less fat, shoots faster. /wtimages/icons/wink.gif

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

Rebecca

03-20-2003, 07:26 AM

hmmm, maybe Le Goalie has met his match. How about celebrity death match? Oh wait, doesn't Huck let in mystery goals?

Rebecca

RichardGraham

03-20-2003, 04:29 PM

Hi Rebecca,

No, Huckie SCORES mystery goals /wtimages/icons/wink.gif

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

Rebecca

03-20-2003, 04:58 PM

on himself /wtimages/icons/smile.gif

Rebecca

DannyG

03-20-2003, 06:29 PM

I have the honor, perhaps ex oficio as the founder of the league eight years ago, to have played fully the count of seven pucks into my own net. Every time one of my younger charges expresses disappointment at propelling the object of play into his own net, I am able to capably console him or her with the fact that he "has a long way to go if he wants to catch me as the all-time league leader in that category."

I contend that this action might qualify as a secondary source of "mystery goals," and these would indeed be "allowed" in a sense.

I have several very good stories in this category, too.

MDE3

03-22-2003, 03:10 PM

Are you the leader in "game winners" too? (now there would be some true "mystery goals" ;-))).