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old hockey mom
04-01-2008, 02:42 PM
I saw this on the Narch website. Can't tell if it's a joke or not, but the idea of having finals from June 1 to August 15th sure makes it seem like one.
Anybody know anything?


April 1, 2008
By Daryn, Keith, Tim, Jason, Ron, and Greg The official Roller Hockey Championships



After plenty of talks we can now announce the Official Roller Hockey Championships, ORHCh. The big 4 have joined together to make one huge tournament. NARCh, TORHS, State Wars, and AAU will all be considered one entity next year with the finals being at the new Powerade Rink in Wisconsin from June 1st until August 15th 2009.

"We really knew we needed a boost and this will take us from last to first really quick," explained Keith Noll.

"If you're not first, you're last," explained a happy Ron Beilsten and Greg Gawrys. These two pretty much hit the lottery after buying TORHS from Tony Torhs. By the way, Tony now is hugging people in the Mississippi area.

"Jason and I came to realize in Cincinnati that we were awesome partners at all we do...so we figured to bring in others to what we do. Our passions are unmatched," Tim McManus from State Wars explained.

"I love NARCh, but ORHCh has one more "h" in it and that is tough to beat. I want everyone to know that we will still have the VOICE and Doug Jones. They are the real stars," Daryn Goodwin stated.

With ORHCh coming in 2009 we can only grow as a sport.

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Stampede#11
04-01-2008, 02:51 PM
Well it is April 1st ....

old hockey mom
04-01-2008, 02:55 PM
]Well it is April 1st

Ahhh. Yes, I'm a sucker.

SPORTSPLEXJEFF
04-01-2008, 03:58 PM
You left the last line out where it said APRIL FOOLS

old hockey mom
04-01-2008, 04:27 PM
I swear the Aprils Fools wasn't posted when it first came out!!

Oh well, either way I'm a sucker.....but in a way, it would be nice to not have to decide between AAU and Narch every year.

SPORTSPLEXJEFF
04-01-2008, 04:54 PM
Don't forget the other 86 tournament series with Nationals!

born2runPROgm
04-01-2008, 05:43 PM
I saw this on the Narch website. Can't tell if it's a joke or not, but the idea of having finals from June 1 to August 15th sure makes it seem like one.
Anybody know anything?


April 1, 2008
By Daryn, Keith, Tim, Jason, Ron, and Greg The official Roller Hockey Championships



After plenty of talks we can now announce the Official Roller Hockey Championships, ORHCh. The big 4 have joined together to make one huge tournament. NARCh, TORHS, State Wars, and AAU will all be considered one entity next year with the finals being at the new Powerade Rink in Wisconsin from June 1st until August 15th 2009.

"We really knew we needed a boost and this will take us from last to first really quick," explained Keith Noll.

"If you're not first, you're last," explained a happy Ron Beilsten and Greg Gawrys. These two pretty much hit the lottery after buying TORHS from Tony Torhs. By the way, Tony now is hugging people in the Mississippi area.

"Jason and I came to realize in Cincinnati that we were awesome partners at all we do...so we figured to bring in others to what we do. Our passions are unmatched," Tim McManus from State Wars explained.

"I love NARCh, but ORHCh has one more "h" in it and that is tough to beat. I want everyone to know that we will still have the VOICE and Doug Jones. They are the real stars," Daryn Goodwin stated.

With ORHCh coming in 2009 we can only grow as a sport.

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And while this was going on CNN announced that peace has been declared throughout the middle east

ianmackie
04-01-2008, 06:04 PM
Yes, it was an April Fool's joke. Just a little fun that some took seriously. I consider myself friends with all of the guys from AAU, TORHS, State Wars, and NARCh and thought I would play a joke on them. ORHCh will live only in my mind...

Ian

born2runPROgm
04-01-2008, 06:14 PM
Although it is a funny April Fools joke, the fact that the concept is so incomprehensible really is quite sad for those who play the sport.

socalhockey
04-01-2008, 06:36 PM
And while this was going on CNN announced that peace has been declared throughout the middle east

Peace in the middle east is more likely to happen then Narch, Torhs and AAU coming together and doing what's right for the sport of Roller Hockey. One National Championship is what is needed for it to become a legitimate sport and for it to succeed into the future.