caption thread

[DannyG]

if this thread is somewhere else, I missed it...

"Man, getting through the neutral zone on this rink takes forever."

[SPORTSPLEXJEFF]

"IHC President skates the Great Wall of China, unaware that his assasin is watching from a close point of view!"

[MotherPucker21]

"Airfare to China: $2,000
Los Angeles Kings Jersey: $65
Waxed Laces: $5
Wearing jeans tight enough to neuter yourself: PRICELESS!!!"

[HockeyRefGuy]

"I should have laid that guy out!"

[William Bourque]

"Gordon Bombay has nothing on me"

[joisyan]

"I heard Richard Graham is skating the wall. He'll be in the Saturday game in no time."

[Thunder23]

"IHC President, Richard Graham, wearing his trendy tight pants, attempted to skate over 4,000 miles to spread the news that
Wayne Gretzky became a Los Angeles King!
However, he would not complete the journey of 'The Great Wall' before 'The Great One' retired."

[RichardGraham]

They're Levi's, for crying out loud. Man, you people are brutal. I'm going to start a new Dave Alvarez thread.

[MotherPucker21]

i wasn't really making fun of your jeans..i just figured it made for a good "priceless" scenario. haha

[eXpress19]

I have no caption but damn that "Priceless" one is hilarious and I also like the one referring to Mystery Alaska... Keep it up guys.

[joisyan]

i dont know if you can put two up there, but...i had to...

"Here is the only known photo of the original 'great one' of the LA Kings. Who had fallen into the shadows of Wayne Gretzky, and has since been known to be sitting infront of a computer screen 23 hours a day munching on cheetos and laughing at the expense of hockey players around the world."

by the way, if i could get a signed copy, it'd be an honor

[born2runPROgm]

"Marty McSorley has been spotted skating the Great Wall of China. This can mean one of two things: Marty's getting in shape in preparation for an epic comeback to the NHL or that Richard Graham guy is trying to resurrect the 80's in a foreign land".

[ianmackie]

"Inline Hockey Central's Richard Graham; 10 years of selling Roller Hockey to the World...from the Great Wall to the Great One and everywhere in between."

Now, my joke answer...

"Richard Graham skates the Great Wall in the 1990's looking like Doug Jones of today; Tight jeans, Kings Sweater, and the perfect mullet."

[ACCCT2]

Here's mine:

"Man, the lengths I won't go to to get the word out on IHC...!!!";)

Or how about:

"Just call me Marco Rollo (and man, this is the longest bridge I have ever crossed!)...!!!";)

[StateWarsDir]

My quote would come from the mind of the guy in the hat in the picture.

"Wow, I didn't realize Luc Robitaille had such a nice butt"

[5280]

Thinking...."Let's see, 4,000 miles times 30 feet wide....SportCourt at $3.00 per foot....Dasher boards.....concession stand over there....bleacher seats....With enough youth leagues, I can make this work."

[RichardGraham]

Ian,

At least you got the decade right. This photo was taken in May 1990 when I traveled to China to cover the Beijing International Triathlon for Triathlete magazine. Anyone who can see a mullet from that distance or tell that the jeans were tight (I was simply in amazing shape back in the day. Is that my fault?), has taken too many pucks to the cranium.

I'm taking my puck and going home.

[ianmackie]

Haha. Good times. When do I get the jersey? Haha.

[InlineMBA]

"If I had feelings - That would hurt." buy Unknown

Mantra of D.J., Mr. Grizzlies himself.

Steve Inge - ROXBURY 8

[chaus10]

look at me i am going pro!!!

[stksave27]

"Cut it Out" Full House the lost 10th Season: Joey goes to China!

[RichardGraham]

Hi Tom,

Sure, no rule against posting twice on this. For your information, I do spend way too much time staring at a laptop, and I blame all you IHC spammer mofos for that. ;)

I also like Cheetohs very much, and that reminds me of a hilarious joke that can't be told here. (Damn this PG world!)

"by the way, if i could get a signed copy, it'd be an honor."

I'm sorry, those tight jeans were thrown out years ago, and if you're talking about the Wayne Gretzky jersey I proudly wore, that's already got a signature on it. What the hell ARE you talking about? ;)

[joisyan]

Hi Richard,

my name's Tim, not Tom. haha. and i meant a signed copy of the photo. not the pants...not quite my size. and i'm a flyers fan, no Kings for me thanks.

[MotherPucker21]

Hi Richard,

my name's Tim, not Tom. haha. and i meant a signed copy of the photo. not the pants...not quite my size. and i'm a flyers fan, no Kings for me thanks.

Flyers fan from VA....+1 for you

[rhhof]

Hey look its Richard Graham, wait he doesn't know how to skate...Jagr, no thats one team he didn't play for....no wait its Luc Robitalle, na too skinny....wait wait I got it, Brian Trohalides in his senior year of high school, they took a trip to China and he was actually that thin

[SPORTSPLEXJEFF]

"IHC Webmaster searches for the Roller Hockey Hall of Fame, unaware that it moves locations yearly!"

[LastManBack]

might as well post both:

IHC... Bringing Roller Hockey to the Far East one Cobblestone at a Time.

And my less mild caption.

Richard Graham skates the Great Wall of China in The Original "Spandex" Levis And The 1st Pair of "Heelies" to promote the sport of roller hockey to less fortunate countries in his own unique way!!

[stksave27]

From the Pulp Fiction Mantra...

"Does he look like a bitch?"

[joisyan]

MotherPucker21Re: caption thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by joisyan http://www.inlinehockeycentral.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.inlinehockeycentral.com/forums/showthread.php?p=43952#post43952)
Hi Richard,

my name's Tim, not Tom. haha. and i meant a signed copy of the photo. not the pants...not quite my size. and i'm a flyers fan, no Kings for me thanks.

Flyers fan from VA....+1 for you

i'm originally from willingboro, NJ. hence (what probably nobody got until now) new "joisyan." although i've far lost that accent by now haha

[RichardGraham]

Hi Mario,

I think I hate your post the most. You win. Damn it. LOL.

What number (still available) would you like?

[PGHhockey]

Just for fun...


Dear Mr. Graham,

Please be advised that my legal counsel will be in touch with your legal counsel as pertaining to a suit for copyright infringement.

Sincerely,
Barry Melrose

[RichardGraham]

Hi Bill,

That's funny. Glad you're too late. ;)

I wouldn't mind being sued by Barry Melrose. I've got nothing to lose, and he's the only coach to ever take the Los Angeles Kings to the Stanley Cup Finals. I still say Guy Charbonneau closed his hand on the puck in the crease in a critical game... :(

[ianmackie]

which caption won?

[RichardGraham]

Hey Ian,

Look three posts up.