steroid use rampant at Missouri State

[catch]

It turns out the bears have been juicing for years. One may have suspected something odd by the motivational speech of Rogers Clemens this past spring at nationals before the bears took down whoever the hell they played, but the recent investigation reveals juicing has been going on all along. One needs to look no further than the train. Once a 5' 10" x 175 defenseman, the train returned this year at 5'10" x 177 pounds. Beer not to blame the train didnt add a michelob coal car, no it was the juice. Vasquez professes to have lost a few pounds in the off-season, but the reality is he went off the juice for a week. Tom Fredrick has been juicing for 3 years and is in fact so large that they have purchased an extra average large to medium jersey just to fit him. The evidence is none more clear than with Pete Chilcutt. Pete ballooned to a 5'10" x 275 pounds by the time he left last spring. He transferred to UMSL and was advised that he cut the steroids or leave. He did both and is now back to his playing size 5'9" x 165. Cole Murphy was quoted as saying "I've been using HG since birth. My folks put it in my bottles for god sake, it's just second nature to me much like water; one look at Danny Black and you'll know he is the only one of us not involved in this scandal."

[Patn Lawton]

yup............

[boring]

sounds like you guys have a serious situation on your hands? what are the rules on steroid use in the NCRHA? are they lookin at ban for life?

[stopthetrain]

as it turns out the allegations were false. It was the chess team that was hitting the roids. Senator Mitchell had contacted the NCHRL and found out the that Clemens had denied being invloved and that put an end to it. However, the chess team was apparently brutalizing the pawns.

[quick_dry]

Well it'd be a change form something fishy going on with the Bishops

[catch]

Now if I'm correct it was an ice hockey scandal over teams getting caught banging the bishop?

[GodBless]

The evidence is none more clear than with Pete Chilcutt. Pete ballooned to a 5'10" x 275 pounds by the time he left last spring. He transferred to UMSL and was advised that he cut the steroids or leave. He did both and is now back to his playing size 5'9" x 165.

Don't give him all the credit. We put him on a strict training regimen that consisted of a sole diet of meth and sweet purple (otherwise known as East St. Louis Duckbutter).

[catch]

and so now we understand why he is moving back to the meth capital of the u.s., i.e., southwest missouri. i wondered why Pete was asking about working at chicken processing plants near the arkansas border.

[JLambertUMSL]

The evidence is none more clear than with Pete Chilcutt. Pete ballooned to a 5'10" x 275 pounds by the time he left last spring. He transferred to UMSL and was advised that he cut the steroids or leave. He did both and is now back to his playing size 5'9" x 165.

You weren't supposed to be spreading that around.