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catch
10-10-2007, 05:16 PM
I heard that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was transferring to UMSL and playing defense. Is this confirmed to be correct?
MAmato
10-10-2007, 05:31 PM
Nope, they picked up the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei as a checking forward.
stopthetrain
10-10-2007, 06:40 PM
looks like they are going to be fundamentally solid when they face teams from the west.
Patn Lawton
10-10-2007, 09:46 PM
best free agent on the market right now is Robo Federov

http://www.ecrha.net/profile.php?player_id=54868
Kittenkrusher
10-10-2007, 11:30 PM
Id say something but Im far to partial to "No child left behind". Keep up that state education.
jwatson18
10-11-2007, 09:39 AM
looks like they are going to be fundamentally solid when they face teams from the west.

You mean when they face Lindenwood. Teams from the west do not have **** on Lindenwood.
MAmato
10-11-2007, 09:54 AM
You mean when they face Lindenwood. Teams from the west do not have **** on Lindenwood.You just completely missed the joke in the post of the year. We go to college!
KillinAintShe
10-11-2007, 05:31 PM
It's true. Ahmadinejad is going to UMSL. Last I heard He would be replacing Tallo at forward. He has a secret move a lot like the toe drag called the bomb strap. You guys are insanely jealous.
quick_dry
10-11-2007, 11:15 PM
so the team is really gonna be getting back to fundamentals?
Leaferguy
10-11-2007, 11:52 PM
If so, look for an explosive forecheck.
quick_dry
10-12-2007, 12:17 PM
I'd also be expecting fairly tough play - since according to recent announcements, pansies/fairies don't exist on that roster
Leaferguy
10-12-2007, 01:33 PM
Yes, their game will be tough, as they plan on wiping other teams off the map.
KillinAintShe
10-12-2007, 07:51 PM
catch, i love you.
Patn Lawton
10-12-2007, 09:36 PM
all the jokes i want to make go too far:mad:
catch
10-12-2007, 09:41 PM
on Mahmoud's behalf we must not stop. first I am glad to say that there are no homosexual players in the NCHRA. I don't know where anyone heard there were such people. We do not have this problem. I also propose we have a meeting at nationals and invite some of the greatest intellectual minds and discuss whether or not the holocaust is as has been reported or if it was simply Nazi propaganda. Incidentally, we may as well throw in a vote on the Turkish-Armenian thing. Finally, is it true that Lindenwood players have had their families receive payments of $100,000 plus? We should vote on this too.
WeakSauce
10-14-2007, 08:27 AM
Pure Gold.
Kittenkrusher
10-15-2007, 07:04 PM
Priceless to be exact.
KillinAintShe
10-30-2007, 12:40 PM
its really too bad that fussner didn't schedule UMSL to play against you guys catch. I'm sure they'd light you up for at least 10 goals. Assuming MSU even scored.
catch
10-30-2007, 01:47 PM
I would estimate a final score of 2 to 0, in favor of MSU. Not because of talent or skill, but because Aaron Schulze will relay the sage of the real Catch to the bench on UMSL. Then, as any reasonably sane person would do, they would either transfer to MSU (see Pete Chilcutt) would flee hoping to survive, or would fall to their knees and beg for Catch's mercy. Thus a defenseless UMSL forfeit. Those who know the wrath of Catch never dispute his tactics. As an aside I am very disappointed with the cross-divisional play. Certainly, I did not foresee our competing with UMSL nor Lindenwood, but I believe the rest of Division I is very similar to the upper half of division II. We got one game against Middle Tennessee. I was hoping to at least get to play Mizzou since they avoid MSU in every other sport and UMR. I am not saying we are going to win Division II (I will comment on that January 19th when we have back our injured, our transfers and our ineligible), but we have reached a point with the departure of UMSL and what I understand to be the decline of some other teams where Division II may not be so appealing. Hows that for a run on sentence. Beware! Catch is only a junior. I predict a terrified, heart broken Schulze will be fleeing back to Springfield just to avoid next years wrath of Catch game against UMSL.
JLambertUMSL
10-30-2007, 10:34 PM
As an aside I am very disappointed with the cross-divisional play.

You're not the only one.


Certainly, I did not foresee our competing with UMSL nor Lindenwood, but I believe the rest of Division I is very similar to the upper half of division II. We got one game against Middle Tennessee. I was hoping to at least get to play Mizzou since they avoid MSU in every other sport and UMR.

There could have been a LOT of cross-divisional play. But it all got vetoed.

Our only cross-divisional game is a 7 am game against Truman State, who gets two cross-divisional games...the other one, naturally, being against Lindenwood. (I assume it's a mistake that they're scheduled to play at noon, 2:00, and 3:00 the day they play Lindenwood. I don't know. I simply posted what I was given.)