PIHA Leading Scorers

[UrBoyPHarry]

So does anyone know who this Parker Harrison kid is? I've never heard of him before and he's come out of nowhere!

[33]

pharry? hmmm, does that happen to stand for parker harrison? who in their right mind starts a thread about themselves if it is? little cocky i think?

[Troho9]

Vivona would, no doubt in my mind. It would be an auto biographical post about each assist he has ever dished.

[growl89]

and even the ones from when he wasn't even on the rink...

[imasieve30]

So does anyone know who this Parker Harrison kid is? I've never heard of him before and he's come out of nowhere!

Congratulations, you're now the Rory Fitzpatrick of PIHA. :p


-Joe

[33]

99 from 99 and 99. jimmy definitely would, you are right. but he's about 50 years old and has earned the right to.

[GROWL99]

Vivona would, no doubt in my mind. It would be an auto biographical post about each assist he has ever dished.

Now you've done it, Troho & Ying. You've woken up the sleeping lion. Come to think of it, being that the both of you are elephants, I'm sure neither of you are too worried...haha First of all, if I did write a book, I'm sure that the both of you would disgard it. Everyone knows that the only reading you guys do is when you're looking at the menu of the local Denny's. Secondly, with the exception of my good looks & other blessings that I won't get into, when has anyone ever heard me singing my own praises. This reputation is false propaganda...lol Finally, how dare either one of you talk about age. The both of you look every day of 51 years old. With that said, I still love ya both... Billy K. gets a one time pass on his remarks because he gets to see me every week, which I'm sure is punishment enough, for him....

[growl89]

that's true jimmy i do get to watch you a lot from the bench which is more then punishment.. i think i saw a worm on the floor this past weekend beat you back into our own zone... i wish you would write a book, because after mid-season when you have to retire from osteoporosis, i will still want to heat the stories, that i have heard a million times, over and over...

btw i enjoyed the segway from sleeping lion to elephants to denny's LOL:D

[GROWL99]

Oh, screw you, Billy. I was flying on the backcheck. I think you may have forgotten that I play with Bobby Beauchamp, who is as comfortable in the defensive zone as you are at a black tie event. By the way, the reason why everyone is staying far away from you on the bench, is due to the connect the dots puzzle that is infesting your body at this time. John Mosenson, who played his first game with us this weekend, looked at you in the locker room, as if you were Liberache at the end !!! lol

[33]

how original jimmy, a fat joke. it has been a while. the only time you have flew anywhere on the rink was to chase the ref down to get one of your phantom assists. you could have thrown a reference to a leopard in there with the elephant and denny's joke, right bill?:D

don't worry jimmy, you are still my favorite pain in the a$$, arrogant sob from nyc. besides meaty of course.

[GROWL99]

Great response, Ying. I didn't think you were that savy. Even I had to laugh.... 99

[Troho9]

First off, Ying and I like IHOP not Dennys. 2nd did you just refer to yourself as a sleeping lion? Is that on the backcheck? Elephants are nimble so don't sweat it Ying, I would consider putting money on you in a race against Jimmy as long as it wasn't over to the scorekeepers booth after a Growl goal.

[GROWL99]

First off, Ying and I like IHOP not Dennys. 2nd did you just refer to yourself as a sleeping lion? Is that on the backcheck? Elephants are nimble so don't sweat it Ying, I would consider putting money on you in a race against Jimmy as long as it wasn't over to the scorekeepers booth after a Growl goal.

The only way either one of you is beating me in any kind of race, is if they are serving dessert in the scorers booth. I've decided I'm going to score more goals this year, so I don't have to take this ribbing of collecting phantom assists, anymore. Watch out goalies, I'm not bluffing. From now on, I'm shooting on 2 on 1's. Sorry Bobby Beauchamp. Somehow, I'm not sure if I believe myself...lol

[Troho9]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha... your going to do what? It's along ride from Morristown to ISCA better bring your depends and remember your driving gloves and "terminator" sunglasses.

[yokes]

i think i saw a worm on the floor this past weekend beat you back into our own zone...

You mean he wasnt yelling at the worm to get back and get the 3rd man in??? "Thats your man worm, the goalies my man!"

[growl89]

You mean he wasnt yelling at the worm to get back and get the 3rd man in??? "Thats your man worm, the goalies my man!"

hahahahahahahahaha too funny... didn't even think of that one...

hahaha i'm a leopard and ying and tro are fat... got anything else jimmy?

no for real though Jimmy... i hope you can over come your arthritis with all the cold this weekend to come and play saturday, i need to make sure i get to watch 99 before his bones break...

[33]

LMAO...you guys are too much.

[growl89]

lol ying you are right I am too much... the only thing i don't get too much of though is rink time :D

[33]

now you know how i felt in arizona!

[growl89]

huh? i can't hear you my high scorers award is cloggin' my ears LOL

nah you are right though... our PP was pretty sick out there though...

[UrBoyPHarry]

A lot of people on this thing take this stuff way too seriously! And by the way CJ...yes I was kidding...Mulhern told me to do it. He just left off the tiny little detail not to make the user name so obvious.....oops! haha o well

[Troho9]

Ying was that a shot at me? Hahahhah

[33]

not at all.

[Rink Rat Wheels]

Hey boys,

I just got the phone call that I will be representing the East in the Fastest skater competition at the PIHA allstar game.

I knew I would get noticed!


Mike Hunt

[33]

WOW!!!! of all the funny stuff that was posted in this thread, that might have been the funniest!

[Troho9]

I actually heard that there was a "skate off" at the intermission of our games this weekend. I bought new wheels, bearings, a cape and ACME rocket skates.

[33]

i might make the trip to see that mess!

[BkHdTpShlf]

Hey boys,

I just got the phone call that I will be representing the East in the Fastest skater competition at the PIHA allstar game.

I knew I would get noticed!


Mike Hunt

No Mike, they made a mistake when they called you. Your actually representing the East in a brand new event they're trying this year. It's fastest skater back into the defnsive zone....so sorry to bust your bubble...you have no chance at all of winning this event. Better luck next year....if you don't retire. YA HUMP!!!!!!