I NEED A SCOUT

[hawtshooter10]

Im a power forward, im a scorer. Can someone please look at me, I want to go somewhere with Inline, its not a paying sport but thats alright. Previous seasons stats
40 Goals 16 Assists 56 Points 21 Games Played

[SpiderRat]

I know this goalie guy, he's awesome. He has done this and a little of that. Been here and been there. Knows this guy and that guy. He's great. Just come and see for yourself. I, I mean he, plays out in this little town west of Boston. I'm telling you, you have to drop everything and see this guy play. Call your agent friends for me. He's also looking for a book deal and maybe a sitcom on Fox.

Can you tell I haven't posted in a while.

[33]

who are you kidding? you are a sitcom!

[SpiderRat]

LOL!!!! That's it, I'm not going to Cinn. Instead, I will be going to L.A. where I will get my own sitcom. Maybe even a soap. They'll call it the Black and the Beautiful. Or even the Days of my Hockey Life. Or maybe even Inline Hockey General Hospital. Where you will end up by the way if Hunt get's a hold of you next Thursday morning.

[33]

HAHAHAHA. i'm much more worried about old hack and whack D. every time i play against that whack i come away bruised.

[yokes]

You got it all right except for I live in Delaware Rog, ill let it slide this time. Next time ill hire a new publicist.

Goalies do it better with their eyes closed!!

[enema69]

House league "C" division doesn't count.

[cyclonewinger]

What about Beer Leagues?

[33]

i think you need an ego reduction. i don't think you went about this in the right way. just an opinion.

[RichardGraham]

Hi Roger,

I'm a Pullet Surprise-worthy writer and editor. Tell Hollywood to come to me for the script. We'll make billions.

Sincerely,

Richard Graham
Editor
Inline Hockey Central

[SpiderRat]

What I think he needs is to finish high school.

[SpiderRat]

You and me Rich, straight to the top! Cali here we come.

[AFan99]

The way you looked in practice last week, Yinger's team may be better off if you stay home. LOL.

[33]

that's the word on the street, but i have faith in my boy 5 hole, er i mean roger.

[SpiderRat]

I'll give you ten shots from our usual spot tomorrow. We'll post the results here. Ah der, now what? LOL

[calihockey]

This was a bad idea. A bit of advice, give up the puck. Thats great you can score 40 goals in a house league, but anyone who has played high level hockey knows you need to be able to create offense and play as a part of a team. A good player is one who has skill and a great player is one who makes the guys around him better. Which one do you think a coach would go for? Also, tone down the ego big time. All you are going to do with that ego is put a big target on your chest. Now if you want to do things right, post asking for a chance to tryout. Since you are not in a hockey hotbed, it would help if you are willing to travel to do so. Good luck!

[SpiderRat]

Hmmmm, where do I start, let's see, 10 shot, from 15 feet away, 2 goals, 8 breakaways, 1 goal. So, let's see how I wrap this up, oh yea, the Bombers might score, but "Blondie" won't. Ha, I told ya dummy. By the way Ying, wait until you see Paul with the Blonde dangles!! Your going to crap your pants!!!!

[AFan99]

See you left one piece out. I am a left handed shot and those are my stats shooting right handed, so I would say that is pretty good, 5Hole. LOL

Yinger team meeting after the first game in Al's room.

[SpiderRat]

That's it. Before the game on Thursday, we are doing this all over again. Don't believe the hype Ying, he's trying to get in my head. And being a goalie, there's alot of empty space up there. Good luck Pauly and the Bombers squad. If we don't win it, I hope you guys do.

[33]

what? no more salt and pepper head. i can't wait to see this mess!

[33]

i'll be there as long as i can be guest speaker again.